If laughing makes you live longer, you're well on your way to being the oldest old man in the residential home. Grab your walking stick and get ready to cuss at the youth who dare walk on your lawn wearing the best grey moustache and eyebrows set this side of 80 years old. With bushy grey eyebrows that will make a koala blush, you can easily create a with this stuck on your face. The addition of self-adhesive strips makes attaching these eyebrows and 'tash a simple process because otherwise it would take decades to grow a moustache this good. With plenty of naps, you will nail the salt and pepper look.